KINKTOBER DAY 11

Oct. 23rd, 2017 02:16 am
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A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Masterlist under the cut after today's drabble!

Day 11: 11. Sadism/Masochism | Orgasm Denial | Gags (another ALL THREE!)

By Proxy (Sherlock, Mycroft Holmes/Jim Moriarty) (after the last two were Eurus and Sherlock, how could I not let Jim collect the whole set?)


He liked the gags. He liked the way his captors went through several of them trying to get the right fit. He liked the big rubber ball gag best. It didn’t muffle his screams much, were he inclined to scream, which he pretty much only did for effect.

He liked the gags because it let him know they were afraid to let him speak unbidden.

He liked the gags because it made the pretense that they were torturing him for information look completely hollow, even if Big Brother didn’t surely know how much wasted effort it could be to try to break an extreme masochist. Of course, Big Brother was never one for legwork, but that didn’t mean Jim couldn’t almost hear him breathing hard behind those ubiquitous cameras. All the machinery of the state - their trained thuggery, their needles, their delicious, shivery electrostim - oh, The Woman would be green with envy, and this kind of quality agony wasn’t for sale at any price.

He spoke in scratches on the glass of his cell and rapid morse code blinks of his eyes through blood and tears. I can feel how hard you are when you watch, Mycroft. Barely keep your hands out of the bespoke, yeah? You must have balls bluer than your blood if you can’t come until I break.


Masterlist 1-10 )

ONE DAY LEFT TO BID ON ME

Oct. 22nd, 2017 09:13 pm
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[personal profile] vulgarweed
at [community profile] fandomlovespuertorico

Here is my auction link.


I'm offering two fics, 5k to 10k. Both have one bid each; they're up to $50. Do I hear $60? $75?

KINKTOBER DAY 10

Oct. 21st, 2017 06:43 pm
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[personal profile] vulgarweed
A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!
This masterlist is getting long - after today, it'll be under a cut.

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

Day 5: Day 5: 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap

Double Dare (Sherlock, Sherlock/Mary/John)

Day 6: 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Knotty Wood (Lord of the Rings, Merry/Pippin/Treebeard)

Day 7: 7. Creampie | Worship (Body, etc) | Cross-dressing

The Gentleman Thief (Sherlock, Irene/Mary)

8. Latex | Roleplay | Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting (I USED ALL THREE!)

Forensic Protocol (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

9. Day 9: 9. Asphyxiation | Lingerie | Frottage (I USED ALL THREE AGAIN!)

Five Minutes in Purgatory (Sherlock, Eurus Holmes/Jim Moriarty)

10. 10. Edgeplay | Gun Play | Fucking Machine

Money Shot (Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes/Jim Moriarty, in Sherlock’s Mind Bordello)

“It’s only really edgeplay if it’s loaded.”

“It is,” Sherlock said. He knew this not because of the revolver’s weight or how it was handled - but because of who handled it. Who was kneeling, licking the barrel and drawing it in and out of his mouth, obscenely.

Moriarty - Jim - seemed reluctant to let it go. “You know there’s only one in the chamber, too. It’s already crossed my mind - (for when he bent low Sherlock could see the back of his head blown out). Perhaps it will cross yours too.”

“Russian Roulette,” Sherlock snapped, pulse pounding.

“You’re as good at the obvious as your…biographer. Pity your illustrator isn’t here to draw you taking this gun out of my mouth and putting your cock in there instead. Only thing you’ve got to lose is something you don’t value much anyway. Either way. I like this gun. It’s tasty. And you like to suck, too.”

Sherlock’s eyes narrowed, calculating. “The cabbie. The pills. That was a message. Two rounds. Click click.”

“Or click-bang,” Jim said, languidly. “Or click-bang-suck-OH. I know what your semen smells like. It’s all over your bed. You’ve been thinking of me, you naughty boy.”

“We both get orgasms, lucky one gets a dead enemy?”

“Bring that cock here and try it. You’re gonna love having your mind blown.”

Pinch-hitter Volunteer Post

Oct. 20th, 2017 01:23 pm
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Every so often a participant is unable to complete their assignment and we have to scramble to find someone able and willing to make a gift for the recipient. If you would enjoy being one of the people we turn to in our times of need, please leave us a comment! Include your email, and tell us what fanwork types, verses, pairings, and ratings you might be willing to create for. All comments are screened.

Volunteering on this post is not a commitment: you'll simply be among the people we turn to first when we need a pinch-hitter. If we find ourselves in need, we'll email you a request and due date; you're free to accept or reject. (We do ask that you do so promptly, as deadlines are often tight!)

Thank you so much for volunteering!

Beta Volunteer Post

Oct. 20th, 2017 12:42 pm
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"Watson," said he, "if it should ever strike you that I am getting a little over-confident in my powers, or giving less pains to a case than it deserves, kindly whisper 'Norbury' in my ear, and I shall be infinitely obliged to you."

The Adventure of the Yellow Face
Because even Sherlock Holmes sometimes needs someone to look over his work...

If you're available to beta or Britpick for someone, please leave a comment with the following information:

Email: (or other preferred contact method)
Types of fanworks you can beta: (fic, art, graphics, vids, etc.)
Fandoms: (Doyle, BBC, Elementary, 22nd Century, etc.)
Pairings: (it's helpful to name what you are willing AND not willing to work with)
Ratings: (if you will or won't beta explicit sex, graphic violence, etc.)

If you have any other limitations or areas of expertise, please feel free to include them! Suggestions include fic length, time restraints, availability, areas of special knowledge, or particular strengths or weaknesses.

If you need a beta, please check the comments to see if someone is right for you. (Show a care with your anonymity, please, and refrain from leaving public comments that suggest what you're making for the exchange.) If you can't find who you need in the comments, please email the mods at holmesticemods@gmail.com, and we'll help you find someone.


Also! Please let me recommend [livejournal.com profile] sherlock60's Round 5 Discussion Posts. [personal profile] scfrankles spent over a year compiling historical linkspams on topics inspired by the original canon stories, and then generously shared what she learned with all of us. I highly recommend the collection for anyone needing inspiration or background for Victorian- or Edwardian-era fanworks!

KINKTOBER DAY 9

Oct. 18th, 2017 02:52 pm
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[personal profile] vulgarweed
A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

Day 5: Day 5: 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap

Double Dare (Sherlock, Sherlock/Mary/John)

Day 6: 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Knotty Wood (Lord of the Rings, Merry/Pippin/Treebeard)

Day 7: 7. Creampie | Worship (Body, etc) | Cross-dressing

The Gentleman Thief (Sherlock, Irene/Mary)

8. Latex | Roleplay | Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting (I USED ALL THREE!)

Forensic Protocol (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

9. Day 9: 9. Asphyxiation | Lingerie | Frottage (I USED ALL THREE AGAIN!)

Five Minutes in Purgatory (Sherlock, Eurus Holmes/Jim Moriarty)

He straightens his suit as her eyes burn through his shell. “I’m your Christmas present.” His mouth has gone dry. She’s beyond perfect, the essence of pure Holmesness wrapped in a shroud of witchcraft. “What’s mine?” He already knows. It’s that he feels alive in her presence, because he is afraid.

She briefly parts the white shirt of her pyjamas to show the peep of a camisole. Prada. The latest Fall collection. Oh, the implications. He comes as close to the glass as he dares, and then closer, and then their bodies nearly meld through it. She begins to whisper. He’s trembling. He’s hard. She speaks of drowning. He feels the pressure in his lungs.

He’ll joke about Darth Vader but the idea of being choked by remote used to make him hard and shooting off embarrassingly fast.

She curls her white hand against the glass as she dances with him, slow and lewd. She clutches her fist at the knot of his tie, and the glass is still there, he’s sure of it, but somehow he feels her heat against his chest, her face nuzzling, her thighs pressing, and his necktie tightening at her command although it’s his own hand pulling. His come smears the glass as he slides to his knees, consumed with joy as his vision goes black.
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This is a fandom charity auction organized by @hansbekhart to benefit ConPRmetidos, an organization working to raise money for long-term help for Puerto Rico.

It works a lot like Fandom Trumps Hate: you bid on fan creators for the works of your dreams, and winning bidders donate directly to the organization.

The main site is [community profile] fandomlovespuertorico. There you’ll find indexed lists of fan writers, fan artists, other types of fan works, organized by fandom if you want to shop (and of course you do.)

My sign-up link is here, this is where you go to bid on what I’m offering!

I am offering: Fic, 5k to 10k
Quantity: 2
Minimum bid: $25 each
What fandoms I create for: Sherlock BBC, major works of Tolkien (LOTR, the Hobbit, the Silmarillion). Other fandoms I’ve written for in the past negotiable.
Would love to do: For Sherlock, my favorite ships are Johnlock, Johnlockary, Marene (and other femslash ships), Johnlockolly. I’m willing to try other rare pairs and threesomes - Sherlock is my ‘little black dress’ character. I love kinkfic and AUs. Feel free to ask about a new story in the universe of any story or series I’ve written before, or a crossover with any other fandom I’ve written. For Tolkien, any ship I’ve written in the past is available. My specialties seem to be rarepairs, xeno, villains, Ainur, and sexually adventurous hobbits - try me!
Will not do: Major character death (unless in reference to a canon death), scat, sex involving children, non-con (except under very limited circumstances).
Additional Info: Good Omens also a possibility but might have to wait until I’m done with the Holiday Exchange (I’m a mod and a participant).
How I can be contacted: absentia.vulgarweed [at] gmail [dot] com or Tumblr (email preferred; Tumblr eats messages)

KINKTOBER DAY 8

Oct. 17th, 2017 01:56 am
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[personal profile] vulgarweed
A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

Day 5: Day 5: 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap

Double Dare (Sherlock, Sherlock/Mary/John)

Day 6: 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Knotty Wood (Lord of the Rings, Merry/Pippin/Treebeard)

Day 7: 7. Creampie | Worship (Body, etc) | Cross-dressing

The Gentleman Thief (Sherlock, Irene/Mary)

8. Latex | Roleplay | Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting (I USED ALL THREE!)

Forensic Protocol (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

“My partner, John Watson, is dead.”

Sherlock kept his voice even as he adjusted the camera for the optimal angle, to capture the squeaking and snapping as he donned the latex gloves (black, powder-free, extended cuff), stretching them past his wrists.

John lay sprawled across the rug, nude, limbs askew and head lolled to one side. Sherlock crawled over him, speaking to the camera. “No sign of violence or resistance. Possibly sedated, will take blood sample.”

John shivered only slightly as the long gloved fingers skimmed his skin, probing and testing, tickling and stinging as the soft hairs of his body caught on the rubber. Sherlock had started collecting latex gloves (from delicate finger cots to past-the-elbow affairs for the opera or horse-fisting) once he learned that John loved to see his beautiful hands encased snugly, to touch without touching, a layer of medical distance between them as if John were just … a body.

John was getting hard even before Sherlock examined his neck and slowly circled his rubbery fingers around John’s mouth, gently opening his jaw. “Evidence of slight abrasion on the lips,” Sherlock told the camera. “Possible cause of death, asphyxiation by repeated insertion of a cylindrical object. Like this-” he said, his breath at last growing heavy as he straddled John’s shoulders and loosened his straining trouser button.

Shipping - A Sherlolly Ficlet

Oct. 8th, 2017 03:44 pm
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[personal profile] ladysolitaire
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Sally Donovan, Molly Hooper (mentioned), Phillip Anderson (mentioned)

Rating: T

A/N:
My brain was fried from editing His Constant Chapter 2, but a Sherlolly hater's post somehow inspired me to write this. So now this is part of my Secret Relationships are Fun! series and my Piece By Piece ficlet collection.



“You ship Sherlolly?” Sherlock coughed. “What the hell does that even mean?”

Sally laughed before taking a hit of her cigarette. She glanced at the still choking man and then gave his back a hard thump. “You OK, Holmes?” She furtively took a photo of him hunched over.

He straightened up as his cough abated and stared at her. “Yeah, of course,” he croaked. “I asked you a question, Donovan.”

She scowled at him. “I didn’t say I ship you and Molly. I said Anderson does.” Glancing at him, she snorted at the confusion on his face. “It means he likes the two of you together. Romantically. Sexually. Or both.”

He only gave her his deer-in-the-headlights look.

“Oh, for Pete’s sake. Relax.” She rolled her eyes and inhaled from her cigarette. “At least he hasn’t written fan fiction about you two. He has sent me links though,” she said with a shrug.

He took a hit of his cigarette. “Do people write about Molly and I having sex?” At her nod, he took his phone out of his pocket. “Send me the links.”

“Why the hell would I do that?” she asked, her eyebrows knitted in her confusion.

He held his cigarette between his fingers as he typed on his phone. “I want to know how much our 'fans’ got right.”

She was sure that she was the one giving the deer-in-the-headlights look now. “What???



Feel free to read this amazing continuation by the magnificent barpurplewrites on Tumblr!

Read this on AO3 or FF.net!

KINKTOBER DAY 7

Oct. 16th, 2017 05:48 pm
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[personal profile] vulgarweed
A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

Day 5: Day 5: 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap

Double Dare (Sherlock, Sherlock/Mary/John)

Day 6: 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Knotty Wood (Lord of the Rings, Merry/Pippin/Treebeard)

Day 7: 7. Creampie | Worship (Body, etc) | Cross-dressing

The Gentleman Thief (Sherlock, Irene/Mary)

The armed security guard stood at alert rest, hands crossed behind in a strict military manner. No one at the museum wanted to take risks on a recurrence of the AGRA incident, not with the crown jewels of Narrativistan on loan for a limited engagement.

A lean dapper gentleman strode down the hall to the vault with the aura of one who belonged there. The guard alone knew that he didn’t - and looked askance at another guard who wasn’t quite right. It wouldn’t matter. The cameras would be off when they needed to be.

And such was Irene’s daring that she wriggled half out of her Westwood wool and showed sage-green skin-caressing silk, her male-manicured hands slithering into Mary’s uniform trousers right there in the vault. Mary thought she’d be the one who couldn’t keep her hands off Irene - smart tailoring of that suit seeming to change her whole body shape and give her natural air of dominance a masculine flavour. But it was Irene who seemed impatient. “The jewels are safe, pet,” she purred. “In the safest place. Well, safe from anyone but you.”

The cocky effect was dazzling as Irene pushed Mary against the steel wall and opened her shirt and waistcoat, pressing her breasts against Mary’s cheap uniform. “Suits suit you,” Mary murmured.

“Suits you to look butch.”

The Game is Afoot!

Oct. 16th, 2017 01:44 pm
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All assignments have been sent out! Please remember to respond to your assignment email to confirm receipt. If you haven't received your assignment, check your spam folder or trash, and then email the mods (holmesticemods at gmail) so we can troubleshoot what happened. If we don't hear from you, we will assume you can't play and we will send your assignment to pinch-hit.

Happy creating, and keep an eye out for upcoming volunteer posts for pinch-hitters and betas/Britpickers.

Fandom Loves Puerto Rico!

Oct. 14th, 2017 04:48 pm
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I'm doing this! Fandom charity auction to benefit Puerto Rico! https://fandomlovespuertorico.dreamwidth.org/

Money is going to a group that will be there for the long haul, not just short-term emergency relief (though of course that's also crucial right now).

here's my signup info:

I am offering: Fic, 5k to 10k
Quantity: 2
Minimum bid: $25 each
What fandoms I create for: Sherlock BBC, major works of Tolkien (LOTR, the Hobbit, the Silmarillion). Other fandoms I’ve written for in the past negotiable.
Would love to do: For Sherlock, my favorite ships are Johnlock, Johnlockary, Marene (and other femslash ships), Johnlockolly. I’m willing to try other rare pairs and threesomes - Sherlock is my ‘little black dress’ character. I love kinkfic and AUs. Feel free to ask about a new story in the universe of any story or series I’ve written before, or a crossover with any other fandom I’ve written. For Tolkien, any ship I’ve written in the past is available. My specialties seem to be rarepairs, xeno, villains, Ainur, and sexually adventurous hobbits - try me!
Will not do: Major character death (unless in reference to a canon death), scat, sex involving children. Very picky about non-con; ask first
Additional Info: Good Omens also a possibility but might have to wait until I’m done with the Holiday Exchange (I’m a mod and a participant).
How I can be contacted: absentia.vulgarweed [at] gmail [dot] com or Tumblr (email preferred; Tumblr eats messages)

Signups run until October 15. Bidding runs Oct 17-23. I'll post again when bidding starts.

KINKTOBER DAY 6

Oct. 11th, 2017 02:43 pm
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[personal profile] vulgarweed
A 221B drabble per day (whether it’s a Sherlockian fandom or not), drawn from the kinktober kink list!

Day 1: 1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs

A Boon to Diplomacy (The Hobbit, Bilbo/Thorin/Thranduil/Bard)

Day 2: 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture)

A Firm Footing (Sherlock, Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes)

Day 3: 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles)

Chelicerae (The Silmarillion, Thuringwethil/Ungoliant)

Day 4: 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging

Entitlement (Sherlock, Sherlock/John)

Day 5: Day 5: 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap

Double Dare (Sherlock, Sherlock/Mary/John)

Day 6: 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic)

Knotty Wood (Lord of the Rings)

“Over here! Up against this tree.”

“Oooh, they’re getting slaughtered. I can’t believe how lucky we are to be alive.”

“Myself even more so since you haven’t even untied me.”

“Maybe I like the way you look with your hands tied.”

“Hardly fitting in a life or death situation, I should think. And this is nasty Orc rope, it’s not the nice hemp we play with back home.”

“Well, we’re a long way from home, Pippin. We’ll have to make do with what we’ve got.”

“Can’t we have a little--you know--since I’m all tied up and all?”

“Well, I stole a knife, can cut you loose real fast if I have to.”

“Mmm, clever Merry. Mmm, let us have a-”

“Oh that’s nice. You taste good. Tie you to this vine here and make you squirm up against this tree, just like...ummm, yeah, you’re getting hard fast. Gonna stroke you, make you beg for it…”

“Merry?”

“What, Pip?”

“That huge branch here, turning up. Wasn’t that a dangling bit of vine before?”

“I thought it was, for sure. Mm, so smooth too. Not like the roughness everywhere else. It feels good in my other hand, yeah--”

There was a massive rustling above them as Merry stroked the branch and Pippin at once. A booming voice moaned, “Well bless my bark!”

Sign-ups are closed!

Oct. 11th, 2017 10:21 am
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Signups are now closed!

Matching is done by hand, so will take at least through the weekend to complete. To see what "by hand" means (spreadsheets! it means spreadsheets spreadsheets spreadsheets!), [personal profile] colebaltblue did a behind-the-scenes post on matching a couple of years ago. The process still looks very much like that.

Please know that the prompts in sign-ups are optional -- matches are made only on fanwork types, fandoms, pairings/characters, categories, and ratings. This means that no one is obligated to fulfill anyone's specific prompts, and no one is guaranteed to receive a fanwork that fills a specific prompt.

While we're in the process of matching, please keep an eye on your email. Sometimes we have to contact someone for clarification about their sign-up, or (much more rarely) ask them if they can expand their requests or offers because there simply isn't an available match. The quicker we get responses to those queries, the quicker we can send out everyone's assignments. :-)

Should all go well with matching, we will send out assignments early next week via email. Please reply to your assignment email so that we know you received your assignment and that matching + assignments went smoothly.

A quick outline of how things proceed thereafter:
  • Everyone will make a fanwork that fulfills the type, fandom, pairing, category, and rating requests of their assignment. This will be done in secret, because anonymous exchange.
  • Everyone will have their work betaed, i.e., ask another person to look the work over and suggest corrections or improvements. We will make a beta-volunteer post on the comm asking for people to volunteer their talents; if you don't already know someone you can ask to beta, you can begin looking for a beta there. The mods may be able to help you, too.
  • Everyone will email their completed work to the mods by Nov 21st. We will have a post on the comm that gives specifics about acceptable formats and required headers; please consult that for details.
  • If you suspect you won't have your work completed by Nov 21st, please email the mods as soon as you realise there's going to be a problem. Depending on the issue, we'll either give you an extension or arrange for a pinch-hitter. (Please email us! We won't judge; we just want everyone to have a Holmestice gift! Help us do that by letting us know when there's a hitch!)
  • On Nov 22, we'll do an inventory of submissions, extensions, and no-shows, and then arrange for pinch-hitters as necessary. (If you'd like to be on our roster of potential pinch-hitters, please let us know!)
  • Starting Dec 1, we'll begin posting fanworks to the community, a few works every day, until posting ends on Dec 14. Please feel free to comment on all the gifts, but do have a care about not revealing the identity of any author, vidder, or artist!
  • After all the works have been posted, we'll invite everyone to guess who made what. Be bold! Entertain us with your scintillating deductions and crafty misdirections!
  • On Dec 21, we will reveal all the creators, and everyone will finally be free to repost, pimp, brag, and taunt to their heart's content. :-)


If you have any questions about any of the above (or anything else!), please leave a comment here or send a query to the mod email. (holmesticemods at gmail)

Now... we're off to begin matching! *rubs hands in conniving glee*
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 I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: TV/Film: Elementary
For one or more of the following relationships: 
Ms. Hudson/Sherlock Holmes, Kitty Winter/Shinwell Johnson
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; First Time; PWP
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: BDSM, pretty much any consensual kink that isn’t a form of roleplay.

I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, podfic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: TV/Film: Elementary; Sherlock Holmes in the 23rd Century; 1994 Baker Street; see note in "Others" section
For one or more of the following relationships:
Elementary: Tommy Gregson & Joan Watson, Sherlock Holmes/Joan Watson, Carrie Dwyer/Joan Watson, Marcus Bell/Sherlock Holmes/Joan Watson
23C: Holmes/Wt'sn, Mycroft/Kitty Lestrade
1994 Baker St: Gen
I like stuff in the following categories: First Time, PWP, Developing Relationship, Kink/Relationship Negotiation, Casefic, Backstory, Canon Divergent AU
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: Non-penetrative sex, masturbation, switching, coming in pants/coming untouched. Orgasm delay/denial/control and edging. Marking, possessiveness, tattoos, collars, special items of jewelry &/or clothing, clothes-sharing. Voyeurism/exhibitionism, semi-public sex. Watersports. Somnophilia. Cross-dressing. Non-sexual kink. Non-romantic kink relationships. In terms of BDSM I like D/s and S/M, blood play, breath play, fire play, gun play, knife play, scarification, wax play, praise kink & service. I can enjoy impact play and bondage but they aren’t my favorites, and I prefer improvised implements to a well-stocked toy chest.

More details and specific prompts under the cut... )

Special requests: I know my offers are really narrow this round; I can probably expand them a bit if necessary.
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Name: [personal profile] sanguinity / [tumblr.com profile] sanguinarysanguinity / [archiveofourown.org profile] sanguinity
Contact email: in the form

I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic or vid
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: 7PER; Study in Emerald (Gaiman); Sherlock Ferret (Ashton); Whitehead Holmes, Wontner Holmes, 1954 Howard Holmes, 1994 Baker Street, My Dearly Beloved Detective, New Russian Holmes, Mystery Queen; Sherlock Hound; Further Adventures (Bert Coules)
For one or more of the following relationships: Holmes/Watson, Watson/Morstan, Watson/Mrs. Hudson (NRH and Hound), plus threesome combos of any of the above. Plus most femslash ships. Gen is always great, too.
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Friendship, Romance, Established Relationship, Canon Divergence, Timestamp, AU, Fusion, Crossover, Crack
With any of the following ratings: delete any that do not apply 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes.
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: None.



I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic, vids
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Sherlock Ferret (Ashton); Mycroft Holmes (Abdul-Jabbar & Waterhouse); Charlotte Holmes (Cavallaro); My Dearly Beloved Detective; New Russian Holmes; Whitehead Holmes; Further Adventures (Bert Coules, radio); 221B Baker Towers; Mystery Queen

For one or more of the following relationships:
All ‘verses: Holmes/Watson (except Cavallaro), Holmes & Watson, Watson/Morstan, Holmes/Watson/Morstan, or Gen.
Plus the additional ‘verse-specific characters/ships:
Mycroft Holmes (AJ & W): Mycroft/Douglas, Mycroft & Douglas, Douglas & Watson, none.
Charlotte Holmes (Cavallaro): Charlotte & Lena, Charlotte/Lena, Leander/James, Valentina & Agatha.
New Russian Holmes: Watson/Hudson
Mystery Queen: Seol Ok & Wan Seung & Hong (or slashed is okay too)
I like stuff in the following categories: happy endings; bittersweet endings, relationship negotiations; BAMF!Watson; character explorations, fusions; crossovers; AUs.
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: None.

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:


do-not-wants, wants, and specific prompts )


Special requests: Particularly with screen adapts, there are quite a few more 'verses I can create for beyond those I listed. If you're having trouble making a match and think I might be able to help, feel free to shout.

Hope I'm not too late!

Oct. 10th, 2017 04:42 am
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It's still the wee hours, here, so I'll make an attempt...

Name: The_Anglophile
Contact email: sent by form

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(Sorry, there's so much formatting in the HTML that I can't get an LJ-cut to work for the life of me.)

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I will create: fic, finger puppets

In the following parts of fandom: BBC series, Ritchieverse

For the following pairings: Any m/m, f/f or het except as noted in Special Requests.

With any of the following ratings:  1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes

I like working with the following categories: Gen, het, slash; angst, horror, crack, dark, death (major or minor character), explicit sexual content, non-sexual intimacy, fluff, gender swap, graphic violence/torture, hurt/comfort (light on the comfort), unhappy endings, reasonably happy endings.

I am willing to create for the following kinks, if desired:
 I can't think of anything I would categorically refuse that is likely to show up in namespace. I don't have a great feel for BDSM-style play with formal roles and equipage. Omegaverse and other weird biology is fine.

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I want to receive: art, fic, vids, podfic, play scripts, interpretive dance, peer-reviewed papers, pottery, finger puppets

Art: Intimate/friendly scenes, action scenes, and character studies. More than two people in an image is always a plus.

Vids: Funny or unusual in some way.

Podfic: Under 10K, and whatever material you have clearance to record that you're comfortable reading aloud (you can read mine if you must). Newbies encouraged.

Other: OK, it probably isn't within the remit of this exchange, but if you *did* make finger puppets I would email you my address.

In at least one of the following parts of fandom: BBC series or any other version EXCEPT ACD, with appropriate ease of entry for the novice. I can read about 50k words or watch about 4 hours of video to orient myself. Will rewatch all of Ritchie.

For at least one of the following pairings: any m/m, f/f or het except as noted in Special Requests. I love porn, but I'm not looking for porn specifically.

With any of the following ratings:  1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes

I like fic in the following categories: I like PWPs and twisty mindfucks with no sex at all. I like unrequited pining, and UST. I like ghost stories and supernatural beings and horror and clever AUs. I like spoofs, and canon-compliant casefic, and fusions with distinctive universes (HDM, Blade Runner, Pern, etc.), and character studies of understudied characters. I like seeing what happens to characters when they're in different sorts of bodies and life situations (gender swap, species swap). I like speculation that is sure to be has been extensively jossed, and exploration of minor characters.

I wouldn’t mind any of the following kinks: I wouldn't *mind* most kinks, but I'm not looking for any particularly. If you have a real flair for teasing, exhibitionism, incest, voyeurism, pregnancy/lactation, violent non-con, dub-con where the aggressor presses their luck until hey, whoopsie! (and everyone seems to enjoy it), asphyxia/drowning/hanging (whump, rather than erotic play), voyeuristic threesomes, secret voyeurism, fear-play, public humiliation (not safe or sane), frottage, sex without barriers, crying, analingus, intercrural, phone sex, public sex, sex pollen, virginity, omegaverse (and variations thereof), cheating, somnophilia, dirty talk, sloppy seconds, morning-after sex, alternative biology, then please have at. Not that I said any of that.


Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:
If the idea, when it comes to you, makes you cackle with self-satisfied glee, please write it.

If it happens to involve any canon Mycroft … yeah, do that. (Mycroft on the bottom, Mycroft whump, Mycroft angst, Mycroft as the secret hero, Mycroft as the secret baddie, Mycroft/OMC, Mycroft/OFC, Mycroft/shameful secret, Mycroft's relationship with his dad, Mycroft's relationship with Lady Smallwood, Mycroft's relationship with the Queen from A Study in Emerald.)

I'm interested in Eurus if she's somehow not the mad attic genius, or anyway if the story doesn't dwell on that or her relationships with her family. Who are those people she pretends to be? What does she *do* all day? What is her life like as an adult? Is she even a genius?

John and Harry's relationship still interests me. 

Sarah was a very sexy woman - what ever happened to her? Hm. PWP would be 100% fine ...

Lestrade is dating. Whats up with that?

The above are off the top of my head and not exclusive - it's ok if you don't like Mycroft. ): ): ):

Other canons? No idea! I just need to be able to catch up to where your story is in ~4 hours. I will enjoy the opportunity to add a new canon to my shelf.

Loose prompts, interpret as you like, combine with any people or kinks or situations: 
Someone misinterprets a note; chaos ensues. / This pet was a very bad idea. / These two/three people have never met in canon; they meet cute. / Someone is quitting their job and leaving the country. / Cannibalism dilemma. / No one can believe this person is an addict. / Group hug.

Would prefer not to create or receive at this time: BBC Moriarty/anyone but Molly or an OFC (Moriarty "&" anyone is fine); happy BBC Mycroft/Lestrade; any Anthea or Ella pairing or focus; any canon Irene dominating or mothering anyone; Mary bashing (dark interpretations fine - especially for Victorian-style Marys! - but if you really dislike her, maybe let's do something else); BAMF Hudson unless leavened with realism. I don't have DNWs right now for most non-BBC characters and situations.



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Special requests: I'm OK writing what-ifs and interstitials, not good with casefic or crossovers. I would write any Ritchie pairing, but not BBC Sherlock/John except in more complicated constellations.
 
Although I try to respect DNWs, my writing tends to veer into dark/grimy despite my best intentions. If possible, please match me with someone who likes things to go in uncomfortable and possibly inexplicable directions.

 
Thanks!
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Contact email:

I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic, probably not podfic but if it's asked for I might produce it
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: At this point I'm most familiar with ACD and Coules. I'm happy to do a Granada request if it's centered of a specific episode or two.
For one or more of the following relationships: Holmes/Watson, or Holmes and Watson with anyone as long as they're happy. I'd like it to be a Holmes and/or Watson featured story so I can include side pairings of whatever but I don't want to write something focused on a minor character.
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Anything goes. Hit me with your best shot.
With any of the following ratings: delete any that do not apply 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes;
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: I'm happy to include requested kinks or at least nods to them, but I'd prefer not to create a story that centers on them.



I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom:A fandom that has more than a passing resemblance to Canon. Basically if you want to write a Granada story, that's great! It's close enough that my ACD-loving heart will love it as-is. Same goes with the Coules adaptations. Or any other victoriana adaptation where Sherlock Holmes is kind, generous, and smart and loves (platonically or not) his kind, generous, and smart Watson. If you're desperate to write an Elementary fic, feel free - I haven't seen all of last season though!
For one or more of the following relationships: Holmes/Watson or Holmes & Watson. Holmes and Watson paired with others is FINE as long as there is no unrequited pining on either of their parts regarding other person. Basically I want them happy and in love but it doesn't have to be with each other. (No relationships for Elementary)
I like stuff in the following categories:For this time around I'd like a story that is happy, fun, energetic, kind, generous, and joyful.
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes;
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: nothing specific, but I don't have any "do not wants" so if you'd like to include it it's probably fine.

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: I love Coules's adaptation of the canon 'verse and the expanded 'verse as well. Richie's Watson is actually my favorite, but Lucy Liu's is a close (VERY close) second - smart, capable, generous, and in a constant state of slight exasperation. I love how Brett's Holmes always seems to be on the verge of sharing a very funny and slightly off-color joke with Watson who hasn't quite caught on. My first love is horses - there are NEVER enough horses in the Holmes story. Feel free to ask Sang about my feelings regarding Holmes and horses.

Special requests: Wherever I am most useful.
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I will create:

A fanwork of the following type(s): fic

In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon; TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Sherlock BBC; Elementary

For one or more of the following relationships: m/m Holmes/Watson or f/f Holmes/Watson or gen

I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Established Relationship; Crossover; Case Fic; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; character studies; missing scenes; gender swap H/W where both are women

With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes

I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: alcohol/drug abuse; incest; self-harm


I want to receive:

A fanwork of the following type(s): fic

In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Canon; TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Sherlock BBC; Elementary

For one or more of the following relationships: m/m Holmes/Watson or f/f Holmes/Watson or gen

I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; missing scenes; gender swap H/W where both are women

With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes

I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: alcohol/drug abuse; incest; self-harm; suicide; character death

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:

Anything character-driven! I enjoy complex characters dealing with internal conflicts and minor characters fleshed out and granted a measure of dignity and interiority. I tend to like romances that deal with larger issues of gender, patriarchy, and/or queerness as well as the specific personalities and situations of the couple involved.

I also enjoy politics in fic--if that kind of thing seems interesting to you.

I've always loved the sense of place in canon and in adaptations and would be excited to see a vividly sketched location--the flat, Baker Street, Speedy's, the Diogenes Club, London or New York or places visited while on a case--if anything along those lines strikes your fancy.

Please no A/B/O. I'm also a little wary of Euros and the final episode of the fourth season of BBC Sherlock. In an ideal universe, we'd somehow get to the end of the series without stereotypically crazy women and wanton killing.

I'm also sadly R-rated--I *do* love to see my characters having sex, I just don't want to know too much about it (i.e., nothing too explicit, unless it's an integral part of the story).


Special requests: I didn't eliminate either the romantic or case fic categories, but I tend to write character studies with a helping of romance or plot. If anyone seems amenable to that type of fic, I'd love to write for them.

Also: first-timer here! Thank you for running this fest, and please forgive me if I make some missteps this first time around.